Did you talk like a pirate today?
- Now way. I’m an adult and you’re ridiculous. Grow up.
- I didn’t remember it was talk like a pirate day today. DANGIT!
- I was going about my day as normal, then some scurvy landlubber shivered me timbers and now I can’t pull down me sails! ARR!
- Arr, I’ve been sailin’ the seven seas since you was a sardine grabbin’ yer wenches’ corset.
- I’m actually a pirate and this is highly offensive. Please stop stereotyping my people.
Yer welcome, ya scurvy dogs.